Fate of my soul When I pass and on the other side, The life I lived can no longer hide. What awaits when I cross that line? Will my soul be guided to The Divine? Death’s door 'tis a portal I’ve heard tell,

Friend My best mate’s name is Roger, Who uses his charm as a cover, He’s gilded and quite the artful dodger, From three heart attacks he did recover, And he’s far from dead the old codger.

Captain Rum I am a captain and have no commands, Hailing from Jamaica and many other lands, Available worldwide to everyone’s hands, Places like Bermuda with beaches of golden sand, Where there's craic and tan and tourists are in demand.

Lent Once upon a time lived an old penitent, That used to fast every Lent, Just to keep things even-steven, Would only eat bread that was unleaven, To survive the Holy season.

My Morning Prayer O guardian angel, my sinful way, Brings me to my state of disarray. I implore you to be that omnipresence, Deep within my very conscience. To you, now, I do silently pray, Bring me God’s divine grace today.

My Daily Brew Just had my Timmie’s for today, It made my cobwebs go away, My caffeine in a reusable cup, Such a fantastic morning pick-me-up. And along with my java, I ate a fritter, A delicious, tasty, chunky, apple critter.

NATO -Not my war In '98, there was a war to liberate Kosovo, That conflict was a against a much smaller foe. A battle waged and now forgotten by NATO? They intervened, first by getting air superiority, And justified their action as a "humanitarian war",

The Schmick The vociferous schmick with his stick, Laying in to people with rhetoric, We can’t engage in war you see, Our Nation is one of neutrality. Even when it’s genocide by a maniacal dick.

WORDS Words once uttered can never be taken back. Whether spoken, written in praise, jest or verbal attack. Smear assault is a moral low and can remain unseen, Nowadays most often read and shared on a computer screen.

I.O.L.A. (Island Of Little America) Oh, to the land of Saints, Scholars, Poets and culture of lore, That land where the faerie and leprechaun are the tale of yore,

Conflagration Sitting here with my senses uninspired, My brain is numb and feeling tired. You ask, what has me feeling this way? I say, it’s the current affairs of the day!

Graffiti About the War Graffiti about the war, Goin’ round, goin’ round, The Russians they will fall, will fall, Graffiti about the war, Goin’ round, goin’ round, The Ukrainians’ they stand tall, stand tall,

Ukraine: Russia’s Vietnam Putin, welcome to a war of attrition, Save face and make your contrition. This engagement you'll lose in many ways, The Ukrainians will frustrate and shorten your days.

My 9-1-1 Story Many years ago, I suffered an acrimonious and bitter divorce with my ex. As time went by, we tried the path of reconciliation and put the past behind us, bury the hatchet as the catch phrase goes.

Lunar Eclipse Event: Great Lunar Eclipse When: April 1st. Details: The sun comes between the earth and the moon. Visible to all the earth. A one time only event. Do not miss it!

Appeal to Mr. Putin Mr. Putin, Mr. Putin You're always disputin’ Your smile reminds me Of an oligarch after money. Your ambitions makes our world queasy And yet you glide so easy.

A Friend A friend who I felt was true and good, Who had me comforted into a falsehood, While, like all, we faced everyday strife, My friend concentrated on their own life. Learned from life and all revelations understood.

Mary Had a Little Dram Mary loved to have a little dram, Just enough to get a glow. The more that Mary would cram, Well, her libido it would show. She imbibed a little too much one day,

Vaccinuum Dilemnius Maximus To every antivaxxer and anti-masker if of Covid you die, Your loved ones will suffer the loss, unable to be at your side.