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A not-so-outdoorsy teddy

I'm Theodore, and I have a confession to make. I might not be as outdoorsy as I claimed to be.

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Elections

An ironic short story, written for the daily prompt "Law." Under 100 words in length.

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Just go with it...

Moved into my apartment a few days ago, had furniture delivered today–strange things happened:1)One of the movers lost their drills and couldn’t find it–thus stalling the entire operation2) They damag...

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I got a little story for y'all. So, I was camping with a bunch of friends in the summer time and it was pretty late. About 3 am, and most everyone went to sleep except for me and this one other dude. ...

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My Dog and his “Mikes”

So my dog passed away over the summer and for whatever reason I’m missing him a whole lot today. Maybe it’s because of the nice spring weather reminding me how we would spend our time outside on days ...

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Right so, the other day i went to my neighbor’s house to invite her to a gathering for my 16th birthday, and shes 88… she’s small, adorable, walks with a cane.. the whole cute old lady stereotype. And...

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So story time yesterday at an awkward family gathering we were eating dinner and my dad was talking for a reaaaally long time and my sister and I were starving so she ate one of those cherry tomato th...

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when i was a kid i went out to olive garden with my family, and my fave food was spaghetti so that’s what i got. and i finished off my bowl and my grandpa asked if i wanted a second and i said no. By ...

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my sister works at a ballet studio so I decided to play a prank on her. basically, I sounded like a mom asking how to get pointe shoes for my daughter. By allmusicmajorsdoiscry https://allmusicmajorsd...

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I'm gonna have a hernia

So I went to the local games store, and I passed by the garbage bin, and I see a large box, with “warhammer” written on it, in the garbage. I pull the box out, and I swear, there was atleast 50 tactic...

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So I’m into cake decorating, but I just went through my photos, and I found cookies I don’t remember decorating? Why did I decorate cookies to look like basketballs on November 13th? I can’t imagine ...

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Story Time!

I went to start a load of laundry. Our washing machine is in a little shed outside, because…I don’t know. We have a small house and washing machines are loud, maybe. But I went out to the shed,  carry...

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Michael is a whale

So In ICT, we were making websites using the old fasion way even though all that time, WE COULD HAVE USED ADOBE DREAMWEAVER! Anyways, Everyone keeped on muttering about whales and how michael was one,...

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My sister knows this one boy who’s a year younger than her so they smile at each other in the hallways but sometimes he ignores her. So today, she got her yearbook and I heard her shriek “MY LIFE MAKE...

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Stupid Lifeguarding Stories

me, a certified lifeguard: “please don’t run on the dock”teenage boy: “but why”me: “well, you could slip and seriously hurt yourself, meaning I would have to backboard you and then fill out an inciden...

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Listen up babes, I have a story for you. So I’m in my room chillin and my mom calls me and tells me my dad wants my help in the yard. I’m like ok sure. She says that it’ll probably only be a minute an...

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omll,,, im in lit and we were reading romeo and juliet and it had a picture of the scene in the old movie version where they were dead and they were in front of the montagues and the capulets and By m...

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So let me tell you something. One time in cooking class we had a substitute teacher. Ok so far so good. Then one of the boys found a really wierd looking nut that was like, really big. Like a golfball...

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*Me in Science Class**Teacher is on computer while students talk, listen to music and work on science*Kid: *Slouching in his seat and yells out* W H E R E T H E M H O E S A T ? Teacher: *Turns around,...

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My friend texted in our group chat to inform us that her middle school brother’s friends kicked each other in the balls for fun, and accidental sent a boy to the hospital, and he can no longer reprodu...

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