DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. Do not take this seriously or you might be attacked by pineapple pizza lovers.
For those of you in need of inspiration, you will become great, so work for it
Winner of the '𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕒 𝔸𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟙' for the category: 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 💛🏆🏅
Nursery-rhyme inspired by 𝓦. 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓴𝓮’𝓼 ‘Songs of Innocence’ and ‘Son...
WhY dA dIdDy DaM FrEsHiN hEcC mAbRoSkEs
A killer on death row enjoying his infamy.
Welp you've given up all hope if you came here. Anyway, I have one big secret to how I got 100 followers in under 2 weeks...
Will I be a historical figure, or simply be forgotten?
How many tags do I put in my posts? XD
A story of young, new, passionate, and probably the most narcissistic actor wannabe who just set his foot on Hollywood.
I got your "role model" right HERE!
In the era of likes and followers, being famous for me is being a sunflower in a vase of silk roses. It's not about who's beautiful, but whose beauty is true to their own?
I hold the papers in my hand, looking over the words with glossy eyes.
Famous chicks in PANTIES! (Need I say MORE!)
Sometimes I wish I didn’t have to worry about certain things and were like one of those people💵💄
Here's MORE "suckey" celebrities for your enjoyment!
[On my birthday] At low tide like this how sheer the water is.
by tbanarchy Sadly, longtime Jeopardy host Alex Trebek passed away recently at the age of 80.