Short Stories featuring Bts Funny

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Tae: what if i talked like a meme for the day

Jimin: it wouldn't change anything Tae: Tfw le bf succ

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Dad: is there anything you don't know about those bts boys?

Me: Yeah, their phone numbers Me: But I'm working on it

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Fucking memes ig


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Jungkook: I don't date guys

Taehyung: *walks in* Jungkook: I marry them

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Dumb ways to die (or be killed by bts lol)

Suga: wake him up RM: stand next to him

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Taekook picnic be like

Tae, sitting down on the grass: Fuck my ass is wet Kook: *winks* am i turning you on?

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Hobi: Let's make a duet and call it 'Sope'

Sope lol

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BTS: Jungkook, can you do the dishes while we're gone?

Jungkook: Sure hyungs BTS: *leaves*

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Note to all ARMYs

Eat like jin sleep like yoongi

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Ppl in Quarantine: Doing crafts, exercising, cooking, spending time with family

Me in quarantine: *listens and raps along to Jungkook's 'ireumeun jungkook' verse in Bulletproof pt. 2* Me: im being productive

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Yoonmin Sleeping

Jimin: i can't sleep, hyung Yoongi: Well

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Hoseok: I just realized that 'never' is the contraction of 'not ever'

Namjoon: and 'blush' is the contraction of 'blood rush' Jungkook: And 'studying' is the contraction of 'student dying'

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YG: who the fuck ate my food i will fucking ki-

JM: *whispers* i did hyung im sorry YG: Kiss you and give you hugs. do you want more jiminie? hyung will buy you any treat you want

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TH: what mouse walks on two legs?

JK: idk TH: Mickey mouse, idiot

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Jin: *is feeling left out bc he got kicked out of the gc by yoongi*

Namjoon: *walks into jins room* hey are u alright? Jin, mumbling: no, im half left

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Jungkook: how tf did u get into an accident?

Hoseok: so there was this deer on the road, but yoongi didnt see it Hoseok: so i said "yoongi, deer!"

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Yoongi: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the prettiest man of all?

Mirror: You, of cours- Yoongi: Wrong! it's Jimin. Better luck next time.

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am i sposed to do those 'yay we got 2000 followers' thing?

Well its not a big deal to me cuz i like my shit nd ig some of u do so But thanks?

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Taehyung: Jin, what's a blowjob?

Jin: ummmm... when hairstylist blowdry someone's hair, it's called a blowjob. [Later, Jungkook comes home wet from the rain]

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