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Jungkook: I don't date guys

Taehyung: *walks in* Jungkook: I marry them

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Taehyung: Jin, what's a blowjob?

Jin: ummmm... when hairstylist blowdry someone's hair, it's called a blowjob. [Later, Jungkook comes home wet from the rain]

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Taekook picnic be like

Tae, sitting down on the grass: Fuck my ass is wet Kook: *winks* am i turning you on?

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Yoongi: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the prettiest man of all?

Mirror: You, of cours- Yoongi: Wrong! it's Jimin. Better luck next time.

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Tae: if i was a gardener, i'd put our tulips together

Jungkook: Aw, thanks babe Yoongi: If i was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

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Jungkook: All our fans think me and Jimin are dating

Jungkook: I mean, I love him, but I don't want to kiss him or anything Yoongi: Can't relate

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Jimin: Yoongi-ah...me and you... what are we?

Yoongi: Humans. Jimin: No, like, us. What are WE

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Jin: me and namjoon have the kind of love where we finish eachother's-

Namjoon: sentences Jin: don't interrupt me

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Yoonmin Sleeping

Jimin: i can't sleep, hyung Yoongi: Well

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YG: who the fuck ate my food i will fucking ki-

JM: *whispers* i did hyung im sorry YG: Kiss you and give you hugs. do you want more jiminie? hyung will buy you any treat you want

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