Taehyung: *walks in* Jungkook: I marry them
Tae, sitting down on the grass: Fuck my ass is wet Kook: *winks* am i turning you on?
The backwards growth of a relationship set for disaster
She still remembers Those third-grade memories
JK: idk TH: Mickey mouse, idiot
JK: but sometimes i see us as something more Tae: oh... really? Me too.
Jin: ummmm... when hairstylist blowdry someone's hair, it's called a blowjob. [Later, Jungkook comes home wet from the rain]
JK: Taehyung ur such a baby Tae: Really?
Jk: Hey taetae i have a question
hi and welcome to i couldn't sleep last night so i read a yoonmin fanfic and wrote down a bunch of funny quotes from it ENJOY Jungkook: Aw, thanks babe Yoongi: If i was a gardener, you'd be my hoe
yep i've decided to make this a series bc sLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK JK: oh shit NJ: *walks in*
Jungkook: no ur cute Taehyung: noooo ur cute
Taehyung: i had a red slushie Jungkook: and i had a blue one
@tipsie wanted me to do a taekook one of these and i want to make her smile today :) Jungkook meets a guy only in his nightmares or his fears, when Jimin and Jin found out it got even wierd... But neither Namjoon nor Jin slept well that night, both tossing and turning with restless fits of sleep, each Thinking they were the only one troubled, and the other was probably resting just fine.(... Here’s a Taekook series imma do bye my TAEKOOKIES
by the way I’m sorry I haven’t been uploading I’m just busy alot so I hope you beautiful/Handsome people forgive me🥺🥺🥺🥺 BYE-BYE🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳