Why Working For Room and Board Usually Sucks!
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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Community member
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When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good. But the boss lied to me about the chow, it wasn't something that I misunderstood.

Why Working For Room and Board Usually Sucks!

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.

But the boss lied to me about the chow, it wasn't something that I misunderstood.

When I sat down at the table, I thought I was hallucinating but sadly, it was real.

I expected to get hot cakes and bacon and eggs, but all I was given was oatmeal.

I had a hard day's work ahead of me and I certainly deserved better than that.

The boss said I needed to lose weight, he didn't allow his workers to be fat.

I was so angry that I took the oatmeal and dumped it over my employer's head.

I embarrassed him in front of his other employees because his face turned red.

He said that he didn't like fat people and all of his employees had to be slim.

I hit that S.O.B. so hard that he swallowed his false teeth and then I mooned him.

I said "I Quit!" and then I walked out the door.

The other employees were laughing so hard that they were rolling all over the floor.

I will gladly work for room and board but something needs to be understood.

I'll work without pay but I'll kick the employer's ass if the chow isn't any good.

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