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I Can't Read or Write illiteracy stories

I Can't Read or Write

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write. Many people don't understand my situation and plight.
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Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh funny stories

Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh. I decided to pet one and I soon learned it was a stupid thing to do.
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Barney Rubble Is In Trouble stories

Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble. He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
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Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations stories

Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

I called the police station but there were no cops. Every single police officer was at doughnut shops.
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Welcome 2019 stories

Welcome 2019

I welcome 2019, I'm glad it's here. I hope it will be an excellent year.
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The Ending of 2018 stories

The Ending of 2018

The end of 2018 is very near. In just a matter of hours, 2019 will become the new year.
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Christmas Tantrum stories

Christmas Tantrum

My son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry. I went Christmas shopping at a flea market and bought him an Atari.
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How The Grinch Didn't Steal Christmas stories

How The Grinch Didn't Steal Christmas

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree. This year I'm making that green freak pay for what he did to me.
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The Death of Chad Sheets stories

The Death of Chad Sheets

When I learned about his death, it was hard to believe. An actor died twenty years ago today on Christmas Eve.
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I Won't Be Home For Christmas stories

I Won't Be Home For Christmas

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried. I won't be home because my parole was denied.
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