Why I'm Not In School
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randyjohnson
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People are saying that I'm a rotten kid. They're mad and can't believe what I did.

Why I'm Not In School

People are saying that I'm a rotten kid.

They're mad and can't believe what I did.

Summer vacation is at an end and I didn't want to return to school.

I had fun during the last two months and seeing it end wasn't cool.

I slashed the tires on the school bus and poured sugar in the gas tank.

When my parents found out, I was taken to the woodshed and spanked.

They repaired the school bus so I decided to make a Molotov cocktail.

When I used it to burn the school down, the police threw me in jail.

I'm locked in a cell and my cellmate smells like a cesspool.

But that is paradise compared to having to go to school.

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