The Loan Shark and My Missing Limbs
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randyjohnson
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I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark. I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.

The Loan Shark and My Missing Limbs

I have a story to tell but it's pretty dark.

I get in a lot of trouble with my loan shark.

He stopped just breaking my limbs and started cutting them off.

He severs a limb each time that I'm not able to pay him off.

He hasn't taken just one or two limbs, he has taken all four.

People say I should be relieved because he can't take anymore.

But he said if I don't pay him off by the end of the day, he'll take my most important limb of all.

My wife said if that happens, a divorce attorney is who she will call.

I have a gambling problem and when I place a bet, I always choose the wrong horse.

I'm begging you to loan me some money because I don't want my wife to get a divorce.

Oh no! It's five o'clock in the afternoon and I hear the loan shark knocking on my door.

I can kiss my marriage goodbye because I won't be able to pleasure my wife anymore.

None of my readers are going to help me, not even one will come to my rescue.

You should be thankful that I have no limbs because if I did, I would strangle you.

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