People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, I liked Coy and Vance.
I said that Coy and Vance were much better than Bo and Luke.
People dragged me into alleys and beat me until I puked.
I thought that Coy and Vance made The Dukes of Hazzard a better show.
I was beaten-up thirty-five times and each punch was a very painful blow.
People hit me until my eyes swelled shut and I couldn't even see.
People were so furious that even women beat the hell out of me.
I bragged on Coy and Vance but I should've kept my big mouth shut.
People hit me so many times that I looked uglier than Jabba the Hutt.
People were furious and they sure didn't want to dance.
You'd better keep your trap shut if you like Coy and Vance.
Dedicated to Christopher Mayer (1954-2011) who died on July 23, 2011.