The Blind Date From Hell
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randyjohnson
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My blind date became violent because I took her to Popeyes instead of KFC. She didn't get her eleven herbs and spices so she beat the hell out of me.

The Blind Date From Hell

My blind date became violent because I took her to Popeyes instead of KFC.

She didn't get her eleven herbs and spices so she beat the hell out of me.

I took her to Popeyes Chicken because Popeyes is cheaper.

She became so violent that I nearly met the Grim Reaper.

She jabbed me in the eye with a fork and crammed a salt shaker up my butt.

When she was done, she'd covered my body with wounds and cut off my nuts.

She actually wanted a second date but I strongly protested.

When she insisted on another date, I had the bitch arrested.

I'm having to pay to have my balls reattached and for the removal of the salt shaker from my butt.

I'll never go on a blind date again, not only does she become violent, she also looks like Jabba the Hutt.

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