The Abominable Screenwriter

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I found out why people started hating me. I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III.

The Abominable Screenwriter

I found out why a lot of people started hating me.

I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III.

I never dreamed that I'd be bullied when I became a screenwriter.

But people think my writing sucks and I had to become a fighter.

The Warner Bros. executives quickly wished they had thrown my screenplay in the trash.

Years later, I wrote an even worse screenplay which is titled 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash'.

My days of being a screenwriter were over and I was in tears.

Eddie Murphy beat the hell out of me because I ruined his career.

Other people also beat me up so I started taking karate classes.

I earned a black belt and I started kicking people's asses.

If you're another bully, I need to tell you something before we start fighting.

You should back off because I'm far better at karate than I am at screenwriting.

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