My Nephew's Crazy Wish
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randyjohnson
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When my nephew's wish didn't come true, he wanted to be dead. He wanted his teddy bear to come to life like the one in the movie 'Ted'.

My Nephew's Crazy Wish

When my nephew's wish didn't come true, he wanted to be dead.

He wanted his teddy bear to come to life like the one in the movie 'Ted'.

I told him that in real life, things like that don't happen.

He told me to Piss Off and I had no choice but to slap him.

He said that he wished very hard, harder than he ever had before.

But his teddy is still an inanimate object that is sitting on the floor.

Because of his crazy wish, a Shrink told his parents to keep him in a room and make sure the door is locked.

The psychiatrist decided to commit my nephew to the nut house...

and every day he receives electric shocks.

When he threw his temper tantrum, they could hear him scream all the way to Vermont.

I told him that I want the new Doctor Who to disappear but we don't always get what we want.

People say that when it comes to sanity, he sure does lack it.

He really does look funny because now he's in a straight jacket.

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