I'm In Jail Because Of My Wife's Breasts
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randyjohnson
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Even though my wide is somebody who I love and adore. She decided not to let me touch or see her boobs anymore.

I'm In Jail Because Of My Wife's Breasts

Even though my wife is somebody who I love and adore,

She decided not to let me touch or see her boobs anymore.

Every time I wanted to see or caress them, she said no and I would cry.

She wouldn't let me anywhere near them and she told me the reason why.

She said that I couldn't see or touch them because I'm poor.

She said that I could see and touch them if I got rich but not before.

But I've always been so poor that I'm destitute.

Last month, I decided to rob a bank to get the loot.

I was caught by the cops after they shot me in the dick.

I knew that I would go to jail, I knew that I was licked.

After a doctor examined me, he said that I can no longer father children and I'm depressed.

I'm sterile and I'll be spending many years in prison because of my wife's breasts.

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