Halloween Delinquents
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randyjohnson
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It was Halloween night but I had no candy. But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.

Halloween Delinquents

It was Halloween night but I had no candy.

But I did have an air rifle and it came in handy.

Because I had no candy, some punks started vandalizing my house.

Just because I shot them with my air rifle, people called me a louse.

I pumped the air rifle ten times and shot one of them in the balls.

The damn juvenile couldn't walk back to his house, he had to crawl.

I put pellets up their asses so that a valuable lesson would be taught.

Before they vandalize another man's house, they will have 2nd thoughts.

But the cops came to my house and I was the one who was placed under arrest.

Apparently it was illegal when I shot them in their balls, asses and a girl's left breast.

Sadly, shooting the girl was an accident, I shot her as she was walking past.

After I got out of jail, her dad paid me a visit and put my arms and legs in casts.

There was a valuable lesson that those juvenile delinquents learned.

I shoot people who are vandals, that's why none of them have returned.

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