Following Women Around The Grocery Store
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randyjohnson
randyjohnson Community member
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Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great. I would follow women around the grocery store and ask for dates.

Following Women Around The Grocery Store

Let me tell you about an experience that wasn't great.

I would follow women around the grocery store and ask for dates.

Every single one of them said no when I asked.

Getting a date turned out to be an impossible task.

I had some particularly bad experiences because some of those women were married.

The paramedics were called several times and when I left the store, I had to be carried.

The husbands had hate in their eyes when they attacked.

And the single ladies cussed me out and gave me hard smacks.

Because I bothered the ladies, I was finally asked to leave the store and I was also banned.

It looks like I won't be having sex any time soon so that means I'll have to use my hand.

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