Counterfeiting Cousin
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randyjohnson
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Some people call my cousin stupid and others call him mentally ill. He counterfeited money but he only counterfeited one dollar bills.

Counterfeiting Cousin

Some people call my cousin stupid and others call him mentally ill.

He counterfeited money but he only counterfeited one dollar bills.

The moron didn't print one hundred dollar bills,

fifties

or even twenties.

When it came to needing paper to print a million bucks, he needed plenty.

His luck finally ran out when he kept stealing paper to print his counterfeit money.

When the Secret Service arrested him, they laughed but he didn't think it was funny.

They laughed because when it came to counterfeiting, my cousin had no skill.

He was terrible at counterfeiting,

even a three year old could tell it wasn't real.

He was sentenced to fifteen years because he was in trouble.

He gave the judge the finger and his sentence was doubled.

He's rotting in jail because he made money that wasn't real.

And only a man with the IQ of a slug

would counterfeit one dollar bills.

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