My Bed Time Therapy
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Every night before bed I make sure to call up my therapist and ask him a few questions. I always call at 11:30 pm, because before that he's taking a bath with his poodle and after that he is asleep.

My Bed Time Therapy

Every night before bed I make sure to call up my therapist and ask him a few questions.

I always call at 11:30 pm, because before that he's taking a bath with his poodle and after that he is asleep.

So it was Tuesday night and the clock had just struck 11:30. I dialled up the doc.

RING-A-LING-A-LING!

"Hello!"

"Hi, it's Bobby."

"Oh, hi Bobby, how was your day?"

"It was alright, I learned a new thing today."

"Oh yah, what's that?"

"I learned that if you break your nose it can be reset and look normal again."

"That's right Bobby. No one ever told you this before?"

"No, they never told me. See, I always saw Owen Wilson's nose in all those movies and so assumed that his nose was permanently broken or something."

"Owen Wilson probably told his doctor to leave it that way. He may have believed that it was somehow an asset to his acting career."

"Well his nose was all that I could focus on when I watched Marley and Me.

"Hmm."

"Yah."

"Anything else, Bobby?"

"No, that's everything I guess."

"Ok, goodnight Bobby, we'll talk again tomorrow."

"Goodnight." I hung up the phone and got into bed.

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