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kaiwhite Silver Comma I post a new funny story everyday!!

My Wife Burned My Clothes

So today I saw that my wife had burned all of my plants and that she had also burned up all of my clothes. I was so surprised by this because I always assumed that wives don't burn your things, unless...

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Water Road Trip

I was running around the city like a criminal. I was destroying things and breaking buildings and just kicking stuff and it was so mad i cant even describe. I was so angry because this was not my issu...

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Leopard Hunting

I was one time a leopard and when I was a leopard human people were always hunting me! They were always following and doing weird stuff like looking for my poop so that they could tell if I was close!...

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Congo Like A Trombone

"And so then I said, but my name is 'Congo Like A Trombone!' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" The audience roared with laughter. I was also laughing at my own joke.

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Fired From Work

I'm always here sitting on this radish and counting to ten and then counting down from ten. It's a fun existence i guess. I want to run around in a field and have the trees start to float and have th...

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Front Flip

I have a confession to make. I'm here and the leaves are falling and i'm alive and I can smell my skin and I can see the light through the glass and I can feel the stuff in my body. And what about you...

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Bubble Gum Warrior

I'm a bubblegum warrior. What does that mean? It means that I always eat bubblegum and then build castles with it and then I take that castle and I put it on display in front of a tall building downto...

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Cross Walk Chat

"I feel ok, because I feel kinda free from a burden in a way. I hope it was a lesson. I know it was. It helped me, like everything helps me. It's funny how life works sometimes. It's like this giant u...

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Cheese

Ok, can i get some cheese for breakfast? Is that socially acceptable? Or might people say that that is a weird thing to do? What do you think, honestly? I don't know what I'm supposed to do, ah, whate...

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Poncho

I had just put on my poncho when the weather man came on the radio and said that it was about to be the sunniest day of all time! I couldn't believe it! I couldn't take this poncho off now! It was way...

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