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kaiwhite Silver Comma I post a new funny story everyday!!

Clouds in my Stomach

I'm thrown on the ground. It's right away that I feel like there's a hole in me. I literally stare at the ground, and watch the clouds moving. It's just totally amazing. I can't believe that. I'm in a...

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Burning Mushrooms

I'm so tired of these little mushrooms that keep popping up on my skin. I literally spend hours working just to crush one, only to find that three more have popped up. I wish I could just eat them. Bu...

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The Unique Sheep

The little sheep went up the hill and then ran all the way down! Then he did it again, only this time he took a hostage with him. It was a racoon, and the racoon begged for mercy all the way up. "Oh p...

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I Burned my Bike

Yah i got off the bike and then set it on fire. I was pretty fed up. I guess the bike was pretty helpful in that it got me to the top of this hill, but now it needed to burn. I could tell it was the r...

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I Need Your People's Advice Plez

I think Commaful is the only platform I really like. I don't know what else to use. I like to take photos and do weird photoshop stuff and make songs, but all the platforms for those things just drive...

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Sleeping on Logs

The rain came down real hard and burned my face. I crawled into a murky, smelly river and let the water wash over my body.That's the last thing I remember. I woke up on a pile of logs in the middle o...

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The Burglar

The burglar broke in and took off his hat. He grabbed a wallet and put it in his sack. He ran to the fridge- didn't wake a single soul. Turned on the oven and wrote down what he had stole. He left th...

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The Cleaning Lady

Down in the market was where I first met my cleaning lady. I took one look at her and my heart just totally stopped. I knew that she would be the perfect person to tidy my mansion for me. I took a few...

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Dancing Cheese

The little piece of cheese got up on his feet and started doing a dance. It was dancing to reggaeton. I was laughing so hard, I could hardly keep the roof above my head from falling down. There was so...

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The Bathroom Security

This morning I was on my way to the shower when I was suddenly stopped by three security guards. They asked for my passport. "Aw come on guys, you know me! I take a shower everyday in there!"

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