Last night a racoon got into my bedroom. My room is on the ground floor and their is a large sliding glass door that leads to a patio. I'd left the glass door open and put the screen in place.
There's actually a hole in the screen, though.
So anyways, I was lying in bed and thinking about my mortality or whatever, when suddenly I heard rustling like four feet from my head. I prayed that it was coming from outside.
I sat up and started clapping my hands. I saw that there was something small on the ground right next to my bed! I clapped some more and yelled a bunch.
The animal walked back to the door very casually and left through the hole in the screen.
After it was outside I made a kissing noise with my mouth because I wanted to get it's attention so I could see what it was.
I turned on my light and saw that it was a little racoon! My kissing sounds had interested him though, because now he was trying to get back in through the hole in the screen.
I got up and closed the glass door shut.