[Universe where the phrase "i love u daddy" actually means "the blood gods r coming
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[Universe where the phrase "i love u daddy" actually means "the blood gods r coming

they r coming"]

ME (to my daughter): goodnight my little chipmunk

DAUGHTER: i love u daddy

ME:[eyes wide] daddy must be loved *unsheathes dad-loving blade* i shall save u from the loving daddy

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