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A Goofball . 3 years ago
TEACHER: good job on the test Suzy, you're really smart
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
[memory]
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
*impersonates a cop*
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
what if there's a race of space-travelling aliens out there whose fav delicacy is brain noodles and one day they arrive and start slurping our noodles right out of our skulls through
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
ROOKIE SCIENTIST: wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to synthetically produce the ink in a lab then mass produce it in a factory?
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
NEWS: the dictator Robert Mugabe has been replaced
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
Tom Hanks:[holding a knife to my throat] say it
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
at the edge of the universe there's a ledge, and sitting on it is a dog wearing big heart-shaped sunglasses and the world's longest scarf trails far below him
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A Goofball . 3 years ago
did you get the drumsticks? Nice
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