Peik Lin's Great Advice

Only after it comes out of the dryer is it laundry

[sushi restaurant]

If your significant other asks you if you’ve been to a specific place and you have but with your ex, no you fucking have not

Tinder to add new gestures for matching:

The Triple Dog D.A.R.E

As I ordered my beer at the bar, I gave the bartender a once-over

DOCTOR: Her foot is going to be ok

Talent Agent: I have a headliner but need an opener, you available?

TOM HANKS: So after the 1 hour long pitch, this is it?