I'm going to make this short and to the point, because I know that you will appreciate that. I'm just going to come out and say it, are you ready? Are you sure?? Ok, here goes.
When people get too tall they start to look like suspicious politicians. I'm serious, this isn't some kind of joke. I first noticed the uncanny resemblance when I was traveling to Salt Lake City last ...
My cat was offended by what I'd done with his art. He was really upset. "I'm taking your art to the curb!" I howled. "That's where it belongs!"
I finally ate a cat last night. I know, it's a big moment for me, and so I hope you're as excited about this as I am. Let's just say that it was not as tasty as I'd hoped- in fact it was gross. It tas...
"If I put the dog in its cage, then maybe I can go and buy nachos without anyone noticing!" "I'll notice," says God.
Why is it that people began accusing me of being a communist after I started speaking to my cat in French? This was really puzzling me and I needed answers- urgently. I bought the first bus ticket I c...
One time I ran for president and got so close to winning. I was even getting my picture taken to be used on all the ten dollar bills. I was so excited! I was probably gonna be rich! I called my family...
Every night before bed I make sure to call up my therapist and ask him a few questions. I always call at 11:30 pm, because before that he's taking a bath with his poodle and after that he is asleep....
I was at the play ground with my son. I was being a good dad by supporting my child on his birthday. "Thank you for joining me on this very special day, father! I can really feel the love!"
What even does a dog do when it's awake? What's the point of it being alive? It seems so bored and tired all the time. I guess our lives look kinda meaningless as well, same with all animals- but espe...
The family of three had been walking for 5 days when they finally reached a cliff over looking a vast valley. They could hardly believe that it was real. "We've arrived!" Sings the daughter. "I neve...
Our car was blasting down the freeway. There were banners along the side of the road advertising a yellow faced dog. My stomach squirmed. We passed over the top of a hill and suddenly the skyline of...
"Help! I'm sinking!" I screamed in horror. A nearby fisherman ran over to the end of the dock and threw a line. It sailed through the air in slow motion and landed in the water next to me.
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My co-worker and I were on our way to work at the factory when we say the strangest thing floating in the sky above the warehouse. "Look at that great big eyeball!" I exclaimed, pointing to the hea...
There's a deep black hole and at the bottom is a little man. He's saying something but it's nearly impossible to hear what it is. I get down on my belly hoping that it might help, although I still ...
A popular student known for being troublesome gets caught by the class president! Can Wei WuXian escape from getting detention? Hope you like it! A Modern AU of Mo doa zu shi/ The Untamed Fanfic part ...
I don't even like hopscotch. Why do I have to play this game... "Your turn daddy!"
I'm going to make this short and to the point, because I know that you will appreciate that. I'm just going to come out and say it, are you ready? Are you sure?? Ok, here goes.
When people get too tall they start to look like suspicious politicians. I'm serious, this isn't some kind of joke. I first noticed the uncanny resemblance when I was traveling to Salt Lake City last ...
My cat was offended by what I'd done with his art. He was really upset. "I'm taking your art to the curb!" I howled. "That's where it belongs!"
I finally ate a cat last night. I know, it's a big moment for me, and so I hope you're as excited about this as I am. Let's just say that it was not as tasty as I'd hoped- in fact it was gross. It tas...
"If I put the dog in its cage, then maybe I can go and buy nachos without anyone noticing!" "I'll notice," says God.
Why is it that people began accusing me of being a communist after I started speaking to my cat in French? This was really puzzling me and I needed answers- urgently. I bought the first bus ticket I c...
One time I ran for president and got so close to winning. I was even getting my picture taken to be used on all the ten dollar bills. I was so excited! I was probably gonna be rich! I called my family...
Every night before bed I make sure to call up my therapist and ask him a few questions. I always call at 11:30 pm, because before that he's taking a bath with his poodle and after that he is asleep....
I was at the play ground with my son. I was being a good dad by supporting my child on his birthday. "Thank you for joining me on this very special day, father! I can really feel the love!"
What even does a dog do when it's awake? What's the point of it being alive? It seems so bored and tired all the time. I guess our lives look kinda meaningless as well, same with all animals- but espe...
The family of three had been walking for 5 days when they finally reached a cliff over looking a vast valley. They could hardly believe that it was real. "We've arrived!" Sings the daughter. "I neve...
Our car was blasting down the freeway. There were banners along the side of the road advertising a yellow faced dog. My stomach squirmed. We passed over the top of a hill and suddenly the skyline of...
"Help! I'm sinking!" I screamed in horror. A nearby fisherman ran over to the end of the dock and threw a line. It sailed through the air in slow motion and landed in the water next to me.
By kaiwh...
My co-worker and I were on our way to work at the factory when we say the strangest thing floating in the sky above the warehouse. "Look at that great big eyeball!" I exclaimed, pointing to the hea...
There's a deep black hole and at the bottom is a little man. He's saying something but it's nearly impossible to hear what it is. I get down on my belly hoping that it might help, although I still ...
A popular student known for being troublesome gets caught by the class president! Can Wei WuXian escape from getting detention? Hope you like it! A Modern AU of Mo doa zu shi/ The Untamed Fanfic part ...
I don't even like hopscotch. Why do I have to play this game... "Your turn daddy!"