I'm dying from the heat. Welp, enjoy this short I wrote while being distracted by Youtube videos [♪ ddu-du ddu-du du ♪].
If you think I'm joking, I'm really not.
Who doesn't love a good sammich? I know I do!
Part two of the explosive sandwich-squishing saga. (see previous poem for context)
A funny story about how I accidentally spent $100 on a sandwich.