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tofu_tofu Silver Comma sleep is my second best friend

[For my butter half]

A short poem (filled with pretty bad food puns) for my nonexistent lover. Thanks to @stadarooni for giving me the idea for this!

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Puns that really get to you

Warning: Don't read if you have an aversion to facepalming every couple of seconds xD

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So there was a girl and she was walking alone in the woods and she saw a light. It was shining like the firelight on the back of her copper pot or the moonlight on her bed knob. Or the sunlight on a s...

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