funniest Nonsense poems

Here are the funniest Nonsense poems on Commaful, including titles such as "The Young Man Bert."

Poems

The Young Man Bert
kgirl Gifted Writer
4 years ago
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The nonsensical story of a young man named Bert and of his weird dog. This is my entry for the “Didn’t Go As Planned” contest. Also, it’s my first attempt at limerick writing and I know it’s not perfe...

A Pea's Boast
tofu_tofu Silver Comma
6 years ago
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Written by a dumb pea & brought to you by a piece of tofu (whose brain is currently mush).

White lies
rowace Silver Comma
6 years ago
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Short story? Poem? Simply an observation? It's semi-autobiographical, whatever it is.

Masterful Tony rode a mast...
pete_black Gifted Writer
4 years ago
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Poem about a goddam pony and some onions.

[my first love was RICE]
tofu_tofu Silver Comma
6 years ago
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Rice, my first love and my last...but then I saw you, noodles.

Let's all dance until the ...
pete_black Gifted Writer
3 years ago
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men

Liberty's Gates (a whimsic...
pete_black Gifted Writer
4 years ago
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Swirling gold and unicorn folds