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A short poem (filled with pretty bad food puns) for my nonexistent lover. Thanks to @stadarooni for giving me the idea for this!

[For my butter half]

[For my butter half] a punny poem

As I loafed around one day, I thought about you, love,

As I loafed around one day, I thought about you, love, So I took a little thyme, to cook up this short rhyme.

I'm so glad that I met you (Orange you also glad?)

I'm so glad that I met you (Orange you also glad?) Your love makes miso happy; please doughnut ever leave.

I find you quite apeeling, so berry sweet and mild.

I find you quite apeeling, so berry sweet and mild. Lettuce stay unexpired, forever a ripe pear.

after [puns]: I heard there's a serial killer on the run!

after [puns]: I heard there's a serial killer on the run! He drowns all of his victims.

after [puns]: I heard there's a serial killer on the run! He drowns all of his victims. It turns out, the cereal killer is milk.

after [thanks]: Thanks to @stadarooni for the idea! I think it did turnip pretty well. :) Thanks to the people of the internet. Without you, I wouldn't have most of these puns. And, thanks to everyone who read this! I truly appreciate it! :)

after [word]: Even though I said, "to cook up this short rhyme," none of the lines rhymed except for the 3rd and 4th. That's because I was too lazy to make it rhyme, have puns, yet sort of stay uniform in rhythm. I didn't carrot all about rhyming. But, at least you got puns. I bet they were so punny.

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