So a guy calls this woman he just met to try to get her over to his place for a booty call.
He asks her, "So what's your favorite food?"
And she goes, "Well, I just love champagne and strawberries."
He says, "What a coincidence! I have some chillin' in my fridge."
He then asks her, "So who's your favorite singer?"
She goes, "Oh, I just love Taylor Swift."
And he says, "What a coincidence! I just downloaded her new album."
And then he asks her, "So what's your favorite sexual position?"
And she says, "Well, I just love making love on a fur skin rug."
And he says, "What a coincidence! I just shot the dog."
Oh, and why DID the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted butt stuff!
Thank you! Thank you! I'm also available for birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs!