And Now . . . Some Comedy!
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tbanarchy
tbanarchySometimes serious, mostly snarky author.
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And Now . . . Some Comedy!

by tbanarchy

So a guy calls this woman he just met to try to get her over to his place for a booty call.

He asks her, "So what's your favorite food?"

And she goes, "Well, I just love champagne and strawberries."

He says, "What a coincidence! I have some chillin' in my fridge."

He then asks her, "So who's your favorite singer?"

She goes, "Oh, I just love Taylor Swift."

And he says, "What a coincidence! I just downloaded her new album."

And then he asks her, "So what's your favorite sexual position?"

And she says, "Well, I just love making love on a fur skin rug."

And he says, "What a coincidence! I just shot the dog."

Ba-da-BOOM!

Oh, and why DID the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted butt stuff!

Ba-da-TSSS!

Thank you! Thank you! I'm also available for birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs!

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