The Philosopher's Throne.



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I was suddenly inspired by Boblong's comments. Apologies for it being crude, and, just to be clear, I am writing this in the living room not the WC.

The Philosopher's Throne.

It is at these times, While on the loo, That I do wonder, What I should do.

What lonley path, Must I tread today? Where will I rest, Where will my head lay?

And the longer I think - Do I mutter and mither, Perhaps I'd be not so strained, If I just had more fibre.

Yet; Is one truly good? Is one truly wise? I sit, and I think, With my pants past my thighs.

But as it always is, No answer does come, So I sigh, I stretch, And then, wipe my bum.

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