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cuculater
cuculater Gifted Writer My not-so- secret pastime :)

In the pursuit of ugliness

Pretty, some say I am. They are likely lying. What has "prettiness" got me? Except bruises on my thighs, fondlers, and stalkers.

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cuculater
cuculater Gifted Writer My not-so- secret pastime :)

My best-friend: My toilet

For the smells I make , are for you and only you. Disclaimer: This is a very silly piece and not profound at all ! I was feeling a bit goofy and silly today :)

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sy
sy Commaful Star There we go

The Philosopher's Throne.

I was suddenly inspired by Boblong's comments. Apologies for it being crude, and, just to be clear, I am writing this in the living room not the WC.

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imajoke
imajoke Gifted Writer I'm a joke so laugh

toilet = 1 minute


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candyblue
candyblue Bronze Comma postmodernaliencat.

TOYS

Ode to losses in the 21st century - aka: I dropped my phone in the toilet and am stressed. Thanks all x

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offensivepoems
offensivepoems For humor -- not my poems

I'm here on the toilet


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offensivepoems
offensivepoems For humor -- not my poems

I'm here on the toilet


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seinfeldparody
seinfeldparody I LOVE SEINFELD

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offensivepoems
offensivepoems For humor -- not my poems

Got up from the toilet


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