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It's always important to give thanks

Slug up.

You know what I'm thankful about? That I wake up and think everyday? If I believed, it's what I'd say grace for.

You know what I'm thankful about? That I wake up and think everyday? If I believed, it's what I'd say grace for. That I wasn't born a slug.

For a start, it would make family relations really awkward. I'd need separate meals at dinner as well because the slug digestive system just doesn't cater to spaghetti bolognaise. And hand-me-downs would be far to large... But then again, I'd only need one shoe, which would keep costs down.

Slugs have all sorts of things to worry about. What if their eye-stalks got stuck? Do mummy slugs say to baby slugs not to stick 'em out when the wind changes or else they'll get frozen in place?

And there are all sorts of things out to eat you.

And there are all sorts of things out to eat you. Birds,

And there are all sorts of things out to eat you. Birds, Lizards,

And there are all sorts of things out to eat you. Birds, Lizards, Really dumb children.

And there are all sorts of things out to eat you. Birds, Lizards, Really dumb children. You'd have to spend most of your time hiding under rotting leaves.

And I have a severe mould allergy. And I don't even think slugs have noses to sneeze from.

And I have a severe mould allergy. And I don't even think slugs have noses to sneeze from. Maybe that is why they are so slimy, they all have allergies but have no noses to snot from so they just ooze it out of everywhere else.

And I have a severe mould allergy. And I don't even think slugs have noses to sneeze from. Maybe that is why they are so slimy, they all have allergies but have no noses to snot from so they just ooze it out of everywhere else. You'd need a tissue the size of a beach towel.

Anyway, Those are just some of the few reasons that I am grateful that I am not a slug.

Anyway, Those are just some of the few reasons that I am grateful that I am not a slug. Good night!

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