We Leave Each Other with Mutual Respect

You, the object of my desires,

You, the object of my desires, And me, the undesirable,

You, the object of my desires, And me, the undesirable, Shall we do this dance any longer?

Come on, you must be tiring by now.

Come on, you must be tiring by now. My various attempts to win your affections

Come on, you must be tiring by now. My various attempts to win your affections Has been more draining on you than me, huh?

If I cease and desist, give up my feelings,

If I cease and desist, give up my feelings, Will you protest, and proclaim my efforts actually succeeded?

If I cease and desist, give up my feelings, Will you protest, and proclaim my efforts actually succeeded? Or will you give a cute sigh and turn away?

Turn away, my heart and my eyes!

Turn away, my heart and my eyes! The sight of your back will destroy me entirely,

Turn away, my heart and my eyes! The sight of your back will destroy me entirely. Don’t you even care?

You must, because it seems I am allowed to remain your friend.

You must, because it seems I am allowed to remain your friend. And really, why shouldn’t I take this gracious olive branch?

You must, because it seems I am allowed to remain your friend. And really, why shouldn’t I take this gracious olive branch? One more friend is good, and neither of our actions were inexcusable.

If I forgo our friendship just because of her understandable boundaries,

If I forgo our friendship just because of her understandable boundaries, I am a phony person, and likely unworthy to show or be romantically loved.

If I forgo our friendship just because of her understandable boundaries, I am a phony person, and likely unworthy to show or be romantically loved. Ones who feel entitled to more might wanna rethink whether they deserve it or not.