You Ruined My Birthday
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randyjohnson
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A man's birthday only comes around once a year. You wanted revenge because I drank your last beer.

You Ruined My Birthday

A man's birthday only comes around once a year.

You wanted revenge because I drank your last beer.

You decided to get even by ruining my birthday.

You got even by giving me the new Doctor Who on Blu-Ray.

You know that I hate the new Doctor Who, I think it's a piece of crap.

Now you've started crying like a two year old because I gave you a slap.

I loathe the new Doctor Who TV Show and I let everybody know about it.

You bought me a piece of crap for my birthday and it's making me throw a fit.

Even though I apologized for drinking your last beer, you decided to make me pay.

You had an evil grin on your face as you handed me the new Doctor Who on Blu-Ray.

Everybody had to cover their ears because I said a lot of cuss words.

I burned your present because I would've rather been given a turd.

(The only true thing about this poem is the fact that I hate the new Doctor Who TV Show.)

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