Why I Beat Up Elmer Fudd
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randyjohnson
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I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living. When people mess with me, I'm not a man who is forgiving.

Why I Beat Up Elmer Fudd

I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living.

When people mess with me, I'm not a man who is forgiving.

Elmer Fudd came to my store and shot every rabbit that I had.

When that fatso refused to pay for the rabbits, it made me mad.

I beat him senseless and then I threw him out the door.

I also had him arrested, he won't come back to my store.

A couple of days later, I got a visit from Yosemite Sam.

When he shot my new inventory of rabbits, I said "Damn!"

I beat the living shit out of him just like I did to Elmer Fudd.

When I was through, I had to mop up a gallon of his blood.

Both of those sorry Bastards loved to kill rabbits.

But after I kicked their asses, it broke their habits.

I'm usually peaceful but when I get riled, I'm a dangerous man.

After I kicked their asses, Fudd and Yosemite became vegetarians.

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