Smoking Does Stunt a Person's Growth
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randyjohnson
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When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true. I've smoked for thirty-seven years and I only stand four-feet-two.

Smoking Does Stunt a Person's Growth

When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true.

I've smoked for thirty-seven years and I only stand four-feet-two.

People like to pick on me and many have called me a shrimp.

They soon discover that even though I'm short, I'm not a wimp.

I have trouble punching people's faces but I can easily kick them in the balls.

When that happens, they stop making fun of me for being four-feet-two tall.

When I kicked a woman in the balls, I suddenly remembered that she had no balls to kick.

She beat the living Hell out of me and then she spat on me and called me a little prick.

I have something to say and it's not a joke.

Unless you want to be very short, don't smoke.

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