Sick of Shoplifters
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randyjohnson
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I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop. They come here and try to steal and I have to call the cops.

Sick of Shoplifters

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.

They come here and try to steal and I have to call the cops.

I have to have people arrested at least three times a day.

They think they can steal, they think they don't have to pay.

I was shocked when a woman tried to steal an XBOX One.

I was shocked because that woman happened to be a Nun.

She thought that because she does God's work, I wouldn't call the law.

But the cops strip searched her and they found a Rolex Watch in her bra.

She said that somebody hid the Rolex on her without her knowing it.

But the cops aren't as stupid as she thought, they didn't buy that bullshit.

I want to give you a warning and please listen because what I have to say is precise.

Even if you're the President of the USA, I'll have you arrested if you steal my merchandise.

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