My Stupid Nanny
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randyjohnson
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I'm very angry and you'd better believe that it's no joke. My goat are my winning lottery ticket and now I'm broke.

My Stupid Nanny

I'm very angry and you'd better believe that it's no joke.

My goat ate my winning lottery ticket and now I'm broke.

She ate a lottery ticket that was worth nearly twenty million dollars.

I shoved a stick up that goat's ass and you should've heard her holler.

She bit my thumb off so I shoved a firecracker down her throat.

I gave a serious case of heartburn to that stupid nanny goat.

That goat has forced me to remain poor and I hate her with all of my might.

I'm having a barbecue and my family and I will be dining on goat tonight.

(This poem is fictional)

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