My Stolen General Lee
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randyjohnson
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Last week while I slept, my damn neighbor decided to rob me. He stole my car which was an identical copy of the General Lee.

My Stolen General Lee

Last week while I slept, my damn neighbor decided to rob me.

He stole my car which was an identical copy of the General Lee.

As I painted the car, he told me not to include the flag that was on top.

When he saw me adding the flag, the damn fool demanded that I stop.

My neighbor wanted me to stop because the Confederate Flag isn't politically correct.

He was going to take my car to the crusher but died when the car was wrecked.

I punched out that PC moron because I got tired of hearing him nag.

He stole my car because I ignored his demand not to include the flag.

He decided to jump the General Lee as he drove down the road.

He wouldn't have done that if he'd known the car would explode.

A car gets demolished if it's jumped in real life, but that was something he didn't know.

He wanted revenge because I added that flag and the Pearly Gates was where he had to go.

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