Litter Bug

If there's one thing that I can't stand, it's a litter bug.

Whenever I see one, I get mad and they get slugged.

I saw a woman eating a candy bar and she tossed the wrapper.

It made me really angry and I had no choice but to slap her.

But I didn't know she had a boyfriend who is as big as King Kong.

I apologized immediately and confessed that what I did was wrong.

Her boyfriend said that my apology wasn't good enough.

I was in serious trouble and things got pretty rough.

He beat me so hard that he put me in a coma for half a year.

My wife found another man and they drank all of my beer.

I loved her and I never thought that she would betray me.

She and her lover also used my credit card to go on a spending spree.

I'll give you some advice if you're like me, if you're not strong.

Don't slap a lady if she has a boyfriend who is as big as King Kong.

(This poem is fictional. In real life, I believe that it's wrong to assault people.)