KISS Kicked My Ass
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randyjohnson
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Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named the band 'Kiss'. That angered Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

KISS Kicked My Ass

Many years ago, I started a band and my friends and I named the band 'Kiss'.

That angered Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

Simmons and the others said they'd sue if I didn't change the name of our band.

I told them to kiss my ass and they nearly beat me to death with their hands.

KISS gave me the beating of a lifetime, they kicked my butt.

Simmons broke my left arm and Frehley kicked me in the nuts.

Paul Stanley and Peter Criss did their fair share of the damage too.

I changed the name of our band because it was the smart thing to do.

I changed the name to 'The Oak Ridge Boys' and I got in even more trouble.

My house was destroyed by bulldozers and dynamite, it was reduced to rubble.

If you start a band, I'll give you some advice so that nobody will get pissed.

Don't use the name of a band that already exists.

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