I Killed Mister Ed
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randyjohnson
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While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed. I accidentally ran over that talking horse and now he's dead.

I Killed Mister Ed

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.

I accidentally ran over that talking horse and now he's dead.

Mister Ed said "F*** you" to me with his final breath.

Millions of people are upset because of his death.

That horse let out a smelly fart before he died.

When his owner saw what happened, he cried.

Wilbur Post called Peta and that got me in a lot of trouble.

I was sued and the only lawyer I could afford was Barney Rubble.

I lost the lawsuit because Barney is stupid because he's from the Stone Age.

When I couldn't pay Wilbur ten million bucks, the cops locked me in a cage.

Please listen to my advice or you may go to jail and your spouse will get a divorce.

If you ever drive a Monster Truck, you'd better not run over somebody's talking horse.

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