Get The F*** Out
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randyjohnson
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It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout. He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out.

Get The F*** Out

It was 1981 and the arcade owner started to shout.

He was furious and he told me to get the f*** out.

I went in the arcade and I played Asteroids.

I could play for hours and the owner was annoyed.

I could play for hours and hours and one quarter was all I had to spend.

The owner bought a shotgun and I thought that my life was going to end.

He screamed when I stepped on his foot because he had gout.

He blew off my kneecaps and then he told me to get the f*** out.

I couldn't walk out of the arcade so I had to crawl.

I didn't expect that to happen, I didn't expect it at all.

I was addicted to video games, they were things that I sure did need.

I loved to play Asteroids...

Space Invaders...

Frogger...

and Centipede.

But I was banned from the arcade, things went as sour as sour kraut.

I was sending the owner to the poor house and he told me to get the f*** out.

I got so angry that I got an attorney because I decided to sue.

I said that the owner discriminated against me because I'm a Jew.

The judge actually believed my lie and ruled in my favor.

I was awarded the owner's arcade because the judge said the discrimination was bad behavior.

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