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randyjohnson
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I'm having to save a lady from an ape that's strong. He throws barrels at me and his name is Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong

I'm having to save a lady from an ape that's strong.

He throws barrels at me and his name is Donkey Kong.

I have to ride on elevators and conveyor belts to climb to the top.

But Kong keeps stealing my girl, that big gorilla won't stop.

It's a never ending battle or that's how it seems.

I have to smash fireballs and dodge jumping I beams.

By removing eight rivets, I caused the structure to collapse and Kong fell on his head.

I'm trying to save a girl with skin so white that she looks like she's dead.

Now that I see her up close, she's even less sexy than Al Roker.

Kong can have her, I don't want a girl who looks like the Joker.

(This poem was inspired by the 1981 arcade game 'Donkey Kong' , which was manufactured by Nintendo.)

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