Damn My Uncle!
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randyjohnson
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What I'm about to tell you is the truth, I'm not joking. I bought a cigarette rolling machine for my uncle

Damn My Uncle!

What I'm about to tell you is the truth, I'm not joking.

I bought a cigarette rolling machine for my uncle

only to learn that he quit smoking.

It was electronic and expensive,

it set me back five hundred dollars.

When I took it back to the store, I was told "No Refunds" and I started to holler.

I became angry when those idiots wouldn't take their machine back.

I gave that employee

and my uncle tongue lashings

and hard smacks.

Now I'm out $500.00

and I'm in jail for assault.

I'm broke and I'm locked up and it's my fault.

Before you buy a very expensive gift that might be rejected, I'll tell you what to do.

Find out if you can get a refund because if of you can't,

you may end up in my shoes.

(Even though this poem says it's the truth, it's actually fictional.)

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