"Your hair is too short," the kids at Scout's school tell her. "You look like a creepy boy."
"And you're fat," they say. "You must eat an entire thing of Oreos like every single day."
This taunting doesn't make Scout too sad, though.
It bothered her a little, but not that much. Like, why should Scout care what idiot bullies say?
Soon, Scout will be the first girl to play football in the NFL.
She'll be a star quarterback for a very good team.
She'll throw touchdowns and appear in commercials for rental car companies.
Then, when she can't play football anymore because she's had so many concussions, she'll turn into a supermodel.
"Big girls are super," Scout sometimes says to herself. "So everyone should model themselves after them."