DISCLAIMER: This is a joke and is not meant to offend anyone in any way.
Thanksgiving: You like to eat a lot. A LOT.
Christmas/Hannukah: You love spreading cheer and are very kind to people you love.
Halloween: You love scaring people. And you love candy.
Valentines Day: You're a love bird. (And possibly a simp.)
St. Patrick's Day: You're convinced there really is a leprechaun out there and want to hunt it down.
Easter: You love Jesus.
Inspired by YouTuber MVPerry. (Go check him out.)
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