ME: I’m a little drunk
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ME: I’m a little drunk

HER: I know

ME: You’re very beautiful

HER: Thank you

ME: Do I look okay naked?

HER: You do

ME: Do you like my penis?

HER: It’s very nice

ME: Big, too

HER: Yes it is

ME: What now?

HER: I have to call the police

ME: Why?

HER: Starbucks policy, sir

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