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ME: Here’s your allowance

SON: Five bucks!

ME: Now, give me $1

SON: What for?

ME: Taxes

And, $2 for rent

SON: But-

ME: Now, $3 for food and clothes

SON: I’m $1 short

ME: I’ll lend it to you

SON: This sucks

ME: Welcome to the rest of your life

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